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Philadelphia, PA
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a lumpy-headed weirdo


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Wanna laugh your ass off at some wacky kung fu movies I made in college? Here ya go: the trifecta of indie kung fu weirdness.

I present to you LEGEND OF TIGER FIST: SLAUGHTER OF MASTERS, a badly dubbed Shaw Bros homage filled with bloody fight scenes; SINS OF THE DRAGON, a kung fu movie that somehow got into 3 film festivals and is filled with bloody fight scenes; and PRINCE ASHLEY AND THE MAGICAL CRYSTAL QUEST, a kung fu fantasy movie with demon people and magic (and also happens to be filled with bloody fight scenes).

In case you're curious, I play the voice of the samurai villain in TIGER FIST, Master Sozen in SINS OF THE DRAGON, and the dude who pukes up green slime in PRINCE ASH.

Knock yourself out.




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