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Welcome to the tribe. Now let's go kill some skeletons!


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I want to thank everyone who's followed along on these crazy adventures since the beginning, but every day it seems like a few more badasses join our ranks, so I thought now would be a good time to share some fun little "about" posts.

Feel free to right click any of the links below and open 'em up in a new tab to read through each one. You can think of this post as a choose-your-own-adventure article ;)

First thing's first: if you're new around these parts, start here. This will give you a quick rundown of who we are and what we do around here. (Hint: we're a group of total badasses and we have a lot of fun going on wacky adventures!)

The next thing you're probably wondering is who the hell am I?

This is me. I'm this guy:


Finally, what the hell is this Crypt Shyfter crap I keep seeing and why should I care about games that don't have any graphics??

That should cover the basics.

If you can get onbaord with all that, then welcome to the tribe! There are plenty of adventures ahead, and we're thrilled to have you along for the journey.

And to all you old pros out there: let's keep this thing going! RAAAAHH!!

And of course, none of this would be possible without Newgrounds. Consider becoming a supporter today!


Recent Game Medals

Dinominance 10 Points Slapped a dinosaur. Medal Stats.
First Time 5 Points Went on your first date. Medal Stats.
Air Defense 5 Points Defeat a flying enemy in flight Medal Stats.
On the Crest of a Wave 5 Points Defeat a champion Medal Stats.
Don't Touch My Gems! 5 Points Defeat an enemy carrying a gem Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Over 500! 25 Points Ban him at 500 + MPH Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
First Croaks 5 Points You inflated a frog so much it blew up. Good thing it wasn't a real frog... Medal Stats.
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 52 (From 15 different games.)